Outer_Heaven, have you ever heard of a utility called Hiren's Boot CD? It contains McAfee AV 4.40 and F-Prot Antivirus 3.16b. The cd enables you to run the AV in a dos environment directly from the cd. When downloaded, u have the ability to update the definitions file via download from mcafee. The cd also contains partitioning tools. The link is http://www.9down.com/modules.php?nam...ticle&sid=5360 for version 7.2
(My post may be a violation of AO rules as well, seeing as how it refers to software that may have been illegally obtained, please delete my post if there is a violation.)