October 25th, 2005, 11:12 AM
Liverpool mourns dead chicken
It didn't die from flu.
In fairness an early human foetus does resemble a baby chicken. On the otherside I don't undestand why some people are so keen to make a public display of grief over people they don't know.
It seems a member of the public saw the remains of a foetus, which possibly resembled a human foetus, and called us.
On an IT/Death note Boss came in today and told me that the local crematorium just had a HD failure and has lost all their booking data. No backups so the disk is having to be sent for recovery. In the meantime I dunno what they are going to do with the 'customers' that will turn up. Just roast them all and everyone gets a scoop, lucky dip ashes.
Bart Simpson: Spingfield Crematorium, you kill 'em we grill 'em