November 13th, 2005, 02:07 AM
The cabbie and the nun...
A cabbie picks up a nun. She gets into the cab, and notices that the very handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring.
He replies: "I have a question to ask you, but I don't want to offend you."
She answers, "My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive."
"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me."
She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that:
#1, you have to be single and
#2 , you must be Catholic."
The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I'm single and Catholic!
OK" the nun says. "Pull into the next alley."
The nun fulfills the cab driver's fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush. But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.
"My! dear child," said the nun, why are you crying?"
"Forgive me but I have sinned. I lied and I must confess, I'm married and I'm Jewish."
The nun says, "That's OK. My name is Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween party."
November 13th, 2005, 06:10 AM
hahaha! gotta make sure when you kiss someone your sure its who you think it is lol
November 13th, 2005, 11:14 AM
Jeuch .. nasty surprise ... good joke though
Back when I was a boy, we carved our own IC's out of wood.
November 13th, 2005, 06:27 PM
HEY quit talking abuot me behind my back.. How did you know I dressed up like a Nun this year? Were you driving the cab?
/me cracks self up...............