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  1. November 15th, 2005, 12:30 AM #1
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    BOFH Liebe

    So like most other days Iw as sitting here eating my dinner and reading BOFH as I ate. Then thinking wow should start a thread on some of the best of the best in bastardism.

    Well, being that I'm in a Database class, this one here made me giggle today:

    http://www.theregister.co.uk/2000/09...ets_committed/


    And of course I've always loved this one:

    http://www.theregister.co.uk/2000/10..._therefore_no/



    And this one:

    http://www.theregister.co.uk/2000/09...ts_outsourced/

    There are a few I can't find at the moment, but I know a part of it by herz:

    "You know what yer probliem ishhhh" The PFY slurs, giving the ISO Employee employer approved for "Please disregaurd the following, I appear to be intoxicated". That one makes me laugh to the point I need to sit down.
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  2. November 15th, 2005, 01:07 AM #2
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    LOL, these stories make me feel that I'm ways away from being a BOFH, and make further believe that you are a real BOFH ....

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  3. November 15th, 2005, 10:34 AM #3
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    I so much like this episode :

    http://www.theregister.co.uk/2005/08...05_episode_23/

    It reminds me of a similar yet less funny encounter with a system that needed checking after the last owner was fired due to "not complying with company policy usage of the equipment"

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  4. November 18th, 2005, 03:25 PM #4
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    BOfH Cluedo

    http://www.theregister.co.uk/2005/11...05_episode_31/
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  5. November 19th, 2005, 12:31 AM #5
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    OMG that's great!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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  6. November 21st, 2005, 07:31 PM #6
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    It would be foolish to forget http://bofh.ntk.net/Bastard.html ... The Bastard from its conception to 2000.
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  7. November 21st, 2005, 07:32 PM #7
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    Do a Google search for "Just PFY"
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  8. November 25th, 2005, 02:06 PM #8
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    YET another new and exciting episode..

    http://www.theregister.co.uk/2005/11...05_episode_32/

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  9. November 25th, 2005, 02:14 PM #9
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    that's a good one man.

    Lol, I'm pissing my pants with laughter right now.

    That must have just been posted because I checked earlier when I woke up and it wasn't up yet.
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  10. November 25th, 2005, 02:30 PM #10
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    got the BOFH rss feed.. so got a popup.. read it.. and posted here

    http://www.theregister.co.uk/odds/bofh/excerpts.rss
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