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    Now, RFC Compliant! Noia's Avatar
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    Chain letter

    Recived this chain letter today, figured it should be shared...feel free to forward it, its pretty much the only chain letter I approve of!

    Subject: Chain letter from Billy Connolly

    Hello, my name is William and I suffer from guilt for not forwarding 50
    billion ****ing chain letters sent to me by people who actually believe that
    if you send them on, a poor six year old girl in Queensland with a breast on
    her forehead will be able to raise enough money to have it removed before
    her redneck parents sell her to a travelling freak show.

    And, do you honestly believe that Bill Gates is going to give you, and
    everyone to whom you send "his" email, $1000? How stupid are we? Ooooh,
    looky here! If I scroll down this page and make a wish, I'll get laid by a
    model I just happen to run into the next day! What a bunch of bullshit.

    Maybe the evil chain letter leprechauns
    will come into my house and sodomize
    me in my sleep for not continuing a chain letter that was started by St
    Peter in 5AD and brought to this country by midget pilgrim stowaways on the
    Endeavour. **** 'em. If you're going to forward something, at least send me
    something mildly amusing. I've seen all the "send this to 10 of your closest
    friends, and this poor, wretched excuse for a human being will somehow
    receive a nickel from some omniscient being" forwards about 90 times. I
    don't ****ing care.

    Show a little intelligence and think about what you're actually contributing
    to by sending out these forwards. Chances are it's our own unpopularity. The
    point being? If you get some chain letter that's threatening to leave you
    shagless or luckless for the rest of your life, delete it. If it's funny,
    it on.

    Don't piss people off by making them feel guilty about a leper in Botswana
    with no teeth who has been tied to the arse of a dead elephant for 27 years
    and whose only salvation is the 5 cents per letter he'll receive if you
    forward this email.

    Now forward this to everyone you know. Otherwise, tomorrow morning your
    underwear will turn carnivorous and will consume your genitals.

    Have a nice day.

    P.S: Send me 15 bucks and then **** off.
    - Noia
    With all the subtlety of an artillery barrage / Follow blindly, for the true path is sketchy at best. .:Bring OS X to x86!:.
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    Macht Nicht Aus moxnix's Avatar
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    Now that is a chain letter I would send on, except that I am a procrastinator and probably will never get around to it.
    \"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, Champagne in one hand - strawberries in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming WOO HOO - What a Ride!\"
    Author Unknown

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    Consider it sent..
    Now forward this to everyone you know. Otherwise, tomorrow morning your
    underwear will turn carnivorous and will consume your genitals.
    That was the deal closer for me..

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