I normally don't post here, but I simply had to share this. Magnificently funny. Tycho can be obscure to the point of farcicalnous in his use of language. (!)

From the end of the first entry:

[Wikipedia] is a kind of quantum encyclopedia, where genuine data both exists and doesn't exist depending on the precise moment I rely upon your discordant ****ing mob for my information.

-- Jerry "Tycho" Holkins, www.Penny-Arcade.com