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    Watch what you say to people?

    Why it’s a good idea to watch what you say to “strangers”



    Just imagine sitting in traffic on your way to work and hearing this.
    Many PEI folks DID hear this on the 93-FM morning show in PEI.
    The DJs play a game where they award winners great prizes.
    The game is called "Mate Match". The DJs call someone at work
    and ask if they are married or seriously involved with someone. If the
    contestant answers "yes", he or she is then asked 3 random yet highly
    personal questions.
    The person is also asked to divulge the name of their partner (with
    phone number) for verification. If their partner answers those same
    three questions correctly, they both win the prize.
    One particular game, however, several months ago made the Charlottetown
    City drop to its knees with laughter and is possibly the funniest thing
    you've heard yet.
    Anyway, here's how it all went down:
    DJ: "Hey! This is Ed on 93-FM. Have you ever heard of 'Mate
    Match'?"
    Contestant: (laughing) "Yes, I have."

    DJ: "Great! Then you know we're giving away a trip to the
    Gold Coast if you win. What is your name? First only please."
    Contestant: "Brian."
    DJ: "Brian, are you married or what?"
    Brian: (laughing nervously) "Yes, I am married."
    DJ: "Thank you. Now, what is your wife's name?
    First only please."
    Brian: "Sara."
    DJ: "Is Sara at work, Brian?"
    Brian: "She is gonna kill me."
    DJ: "Stay with me here, Brian! Is she at work?"
    Brian: (laughing) "Yes, she's at work."
    DJ: "Okay, first question - when was the last time you had sex?"
    Brian: "About 8 o'clock this morning."
    DJ: "Atta boy, Brian."
    Brian: (laughing sheepishly) "Well..."
    DJ: "Question #2 - How long did it last?"
    Brian: "About 10 minutes."
    DJ: "Wow! You really want that trip, huh? No one would ever
    have said that if a trip wasn't at stake."
    Brian: "Yeah, that trip sure would be nice."
    DJ: "Okay. Final question. Where did you have sex at 8o'clock
    this morning?
    Brian: (laughing hard) "I, ummm, I, well..."
    DJ: "This sounds good, Brian. Where was it at?"
    Brian: "Not that it was all that great, but her mum isstaying
    with us for a couple of weeks..."
    DJ: "Uh huh..."
    Brian: "...and the Mother-In-Law was in the shower at the time."
    DJ: "Atta boy, Brian."
    Brian: "On the kitchen table."
    DJ: "Not that great?? That is more adventure than the previous
    hundred times I've done it. Okay folks, I will put Brian on hold,get
    this wife's work number and call her up. You listen to
    this." [ 3 minutes of commercials follow. ]
    DJ: "Okay audience; let's call Sarah, shall we?"
    (Touchtones.....ringing....)
    Clerk: "Kinkos."
    DJ: "Hey, is Sarah around there somewhere?"
    Clerk: "This is she."
    DJ: "Sarah, this is Ed with 93-FM. We are live on the air
    right now and I've been talking with Brian for a couple of
    hours now."
    Sarah: (laughing) "A couple of hours?"
    DJ: "Well, a while now. He is on the line with us. Brian
    knows not to give any\answers away or you'll lose. Sooooooo...
    do you know the rules of 'Mate Match'?"
    Sarah: "No."
    DJ: "Good!"
    Brian: (laughing)
    Sarah: (laughing) "Brian, what the hell are you up to?"
    Brian: (laughing) "Just answer his questions honestly,
    okay? Be completely honest."
    DJ: "Yeah yeah yeah. Sure. Now, I will ask you 3 questions,
    Sarah. If your answers match Brian's answers, then the both
    of you will be off to the Gold Coast for 5 days on us.
    Sarah: (laughing) "Yes."
    DJ: "Alright. When did you last have sex, Sarah?"
    Sarah: "Oh God, Brian....uh, this morning before Brian went
    to work."
    DJ: "What time?"
    Sarah: "Around 8 this morning."
    DJ: "Very good. Next question. How long did it last?"
    Sarah: "12, 15 minutes maybe."
    DJ: "Hmmmm. That's close enough. I am sure she is trying to
    protect his manhood. We've got one last question,
    Sarah. You are one question away from a trip to the Gold Coast.
    Are you ready?"
    Sarah: (laughing) "Yes."
    DJ: "Where did you have it?"
    Sarah: "OH MY GOD, BRIAN!! You didn't tell them that did you?"
    Brian: "Just tell him, honey."
    DJ: "What is bothering you so much, Sarah?"
    Sarah: "Well..."
    DJ: Come on Sarah.....where did you have it?
    Sarah: "Up the arse....."
    After a long pause, the DJ said, "Folks, we need to take a
    station break"
    And the drivers of PEI almost crashed their cars laughing!

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    hehe that makes my day better at skool. ill be going around laughing saying "you shouldent have gave anal." very nice.
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    OMFG i've like got coffee sprayed all over the keyboard, the monitor and on my shirt..
    That last part has got me in stiches of laughter..

    I wonder if the radio station continued with this type of competition.?

    well worth the greenies heading your way.

    cheers
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    What I wanna know is, did they get the trip anyway?


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    Ok, time to clean the coffee off the keyboard. Thanks for that one! A tip of the mighty 16" positron to you!
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    Good God!!! ahahahahahah

    where did you have it!!! BRILLIANTT!!!!!
    Alright Brain, you don\'t like me, and I don\'t like you. But let\'s just do this, and I can get back to killing you with beer.
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    Nice one dalek !

    A few years ago we had a TV show that used a similar format. As it was broadcast during family time the questions were not so "personal"

    Actually, I doubt if the same mistake would be made over here...............the act is illegal unless it is between consenting male homosexuals. Go figure that one out

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    Actually, I doubt if the same mistake would be made over here...............the act is illegal unless it is between consenting male homosexuals. Go figure that one out
    Not too hard....in the Navy after you enter International Waters, supposedly buggery was less of a crime then getting caught with a fag in your mouth.( I know UK slang ) not that went on all the time mind you.....but you know how people think about the sailors anyways (cabin boy that dirty little nipper)...

    (Interpretation: you could bugger your bunkmate, but don't get caught smoking....)
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    well bloody hell dalek! what's the fun of some quality buggery if you can't enjoy the smoke afterward?
    Even a broken watch is correct twice a day.

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    Please say you didn't type all this....

    Anyway, got a couple of things like this in MP3 format where a dude got a call from his GF in the same way this was ran where the radio station called them both up, the GF says she knows her BF loves her and then they call him and he says the guy won flowers from a hat drawing, and he says oh good send them to the wife at.... GF hears this and FREAKS out crying.

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