DJM:

Yeah.... I've been considering my options.... A landing net came to mind... I sure as heck don't want to be chasing her on ice.... Though, I forgot to mention it.... Her left leg is screwed too so she is a tad slower than the average mallard... I might be able to get her bare-handed... Maybe I should video it for "Funniest Animal Videos".... "The nearly 50 year old Geezer chasing a Crippled Duck on Ice"... Hmmm... It does have a certain... ring to it...