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    A Bit rude

    A first-grade teacher, Ms Brooks was having trouble with one of her
    students.

    The teacher asked, "Harry what is your problem?"

    Harry answered, "I'm too smart for the first-grade. My sister is in the
    third -grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the
    third-grade too!"

    Ms Brooks had had enough. She took Harry to the principal's office. While
    Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal
    what the situation was.

    The principal told Ms Brooks he would give the boy a test and if he failed
    to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the first-grade and
    behave. She agreed. Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained
    to him and he agreed to take the test.

    Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"
    Harry: "9".
    Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"
    Harry: "36".
    And so it went with every question the principal thought a third-grade
    should know.

    The principal looks at Ms Brooks and tells her, "I think
    Harry can go to the third-grade."

    Ms Brooks says to the principal, "Let me ask him some questions?"
    The principal and Harry both agree.

    Ms Brooks asks, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?
    "Harry, after a moment "Legs."
    Ms Brooks: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?"
    The principal wondered, why does she ask such a question! Harry replied,
    "Pockets."
    Ms Brooks: "What does a dog do that a man steps into?"
    Harry: "Pants"
    Ms Brooks: What's starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval,
    delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?
    Harry: Coconut
    The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer,
    Harry was taking charge.
    Ms Brooks: What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?
    Harry: Bubblegum
    Ms Brooks: What does a man do standing up, a woman do sitting down and a dog
    do on three legs?
    The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer.
    Harry: Shake hands
    Ms Brooks: Now I will ask some "Who am I" sort of questions, okay?
    Harry: Yep.
    Ms Brooks: You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I
    get wet before you do.
    Harry: Tent
    Ms Brooks: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The
    best man always has me first.
    The Principal was looking restless and bit tense.
    Harry: Wedding Ring
    Ms Brooks: I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow
    me, you feel good.
    Harry: Nose
    Ms Brooks: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver.
    Harry: Arrow
    Ms Brooks: What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a lot of
    heat and excitement?
    Harry: Firetruck

    The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the teacher, "Put Harry in
    the fifth-grade, I got the last ten questions wrong myself."
    One machine can do the work of fifty ordinary men. No machine can do the work of one extraordinary man!

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    A Bit rude

    A first-grade teacher, Ms Brooks was having trouble with one of her
    students.

    The teacher asked, "Harry what is your problem?"

    Harry answered, "I'm too smart for the first-grade. My sister is in the
    third -grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the
    third-grade too!"

    Ms Brooks had had enough. She took Harry to the principal's office. While
    Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal
    what the situation was.

    The principal told Ms Brooks he would give the boy a test and if he failed
    to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the first-grade and
    behave. She agreed. Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained
    to him and he agreed to take the test.

    Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"
    Harry: "9".
    Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"
    Harry: "36".
    And so it went with every question the principal thought a third-grade
    should know.

    The principal looks at Ms Brooks and tells her, "I think
    Harry can go to the third-grade."

    Ms Brooks says to the principal, "Let me ask him some questions?"
    The principal and Harry both agree.

    Ms Brooks asks, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?
    "Harry, after a moment "Legs."
    Ms Brooks: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?"
    The principal wondered, why does she ask such a question! Harry replied,
    "Pockets."
    Ms Brooks: "What does a dog do that a man steps into?"
    Harry: "Pants"
    Ms Brooks: What's starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval,
    delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?
    Harry: Coconut
    The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer,
    Harry was taking charge.
    Ms Brooks: What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?
    Harry: Bubblegum
    Ms Brooks: What does a man do standing up, a woman do sitting down and a dog
    do on three legs?
    The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer.
    Harry: Shake hands
    Ms Brooks: Now I will ask some "Who am I" sort of questions, okay?
    Harry: Yep.
    Ms Brooks: You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I
    get wet before you do.
    Harry: Tent
    Ms Brooks: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The
    best man always has me first.
    The Principal was looking restless and bit tense.
    Harry: Wedding Ring
    Ms Brooks: I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow
    me, you feel good.
    Harry: Nose
    Ms Brooks: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver.
    Harry: Arrow
    Ms Brooks: What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a lot of
    heat and excitement?
    Harry: Firetruck

    The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the teacher, "Put Harry in
    the fifth-grade, I got the last ten questions wrong myself."
    One machine can do the work of fifty ordinary men. No machine can do the work of one extraordinary man!

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    lol i would have been held back a few years
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    lol i would have been held back a few years
    "When in doubt, use Brute Force."

    Never argue with an idiot. They'll drag you down to their level, then beat you with experience.

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    ROFLMAO God that was good (Im a dirt dirt man)
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    hahaha very funny
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    hahaha very funny
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    This makes me think... I should go back to first grade... and stay there!

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