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    The Obedient Wife

    The Obedient Wife
    > > There was a man who had worked all of his life, had
    > > saved all of his money, and was a real miser when it
    > > came to his money. Just before he died, he
    > > said to his wife, "When I die, I want you to take all
    > > my money and put it in the casket with me. I want to take my money to
    > > the afterlife with me." And so he got his wife to promise him with all
    > > of her heart that when he died, she would put all of the money in the
    > > casket with him. Well, he died. He was stretched out in the casket, his
    > > wife was sitting there in black, and her friend was sitting next to her.
    > > When they finished the ceremony, just before the undertakers got ready
    > > to close the casket, the wife said, "Wait just a minute!" She had a box
    > > with her; she came over with the box and put it in the casket. Then the
    > > undertakers locked the casket down, and they rolled it away. So her
    > > friend said, "Girl, I know you weren't fool enough to put all that money
    > > ! in there with your husband." The loyal wife replied, "Listen, I'm a
    > > Christian, I can't go back on my word. I promised him that I was going
    > > to put that money in that casket with him." You mean to tell me you put
    > > that money in the casket with him!!!!?" "I sure did," said the wife. "I
    > > got it all together, put it into my account and wrote him a check. If he
    > > can cash it, he can spend it." Send this to every clever female you
    > > know.
    > >

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    good one
    Excuse me, is there an airport nearby large enough for a private jet to land?

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    They call me the Hunted foxyloxley's Avatar
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    3rd Rock from Sun
    if you are going to C+P from an EMail .........
    at least take the time to remove the >>
    from each line

    they just show it's been on at least two other trips before it got to you .....

    and it's an oldie too [still amusing though]
    55 - I'm fiftyfeckinfive and STILL no wiser,
    OLDER yes
    Beware of Geeks bearing GIF's
    come and waste the day :P at The Taz Zone

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