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    Did someone said Pizza :) FanacooL's Avatar
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    Who Thinks What

    1) Project Manager is

    a Person who thinks Nine women can deliver a baby in One month.



    2) Developer is a Person who thinks

    a single woman cannot deliver a baby in nine months.



    3) Onsite Coordinator is one who

    thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month.



    4) Client is one who knows that

    it takes a man, a woman & nine months to deliver a baby, But expects

    otherwise.



    5) Marketing manager is a person

    who thinks I can deliver a child whether a man and woman is

    available or not.



    6) Resource optimisation team

    thinks I don't want man or woman, I'll still produce a child with zero

    resources.



    7) Documentation team will think

    I don't care how a child is delivered, I'll just document 9 months.



    8) QA Auditor is the only person

    who is never happy with the PROCESS to produce baby.


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    My dearest brother,

    My team is down by 1:0 in the best of 3 series of football . Must perform well.
    Allah gave us two eyes...............one is to watch the officials, the other is to target the next player we are going to "take out"

    You need a "sweeper".............I think that the politically correct term is "centre back" these days

    Basically that is a 2:3:1:2 formation plus two wingers


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    Originally posted here by nihil
    My dearest brother,

    Allah gave us two eyes...............one is to watch the officials, the other is to target the next player we are going to "take out"

    My brother..... is it possible i can target you... Nope .....

    'cause you calling me brother and the other team's captain is my elder brother, one of my cousin is also in that team and few more are there..... But there are 2 persons ..... One of them i have injured without getting any warning from the umpire it was a fair tackle as per him 'cause i already paid him before the match .

    Well my one of my reserve forward can do sweeping for me Clean sweep i must say (he is in the team for just this reason)
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