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    Here Ye Hear Ye

    My brothers and sisters. Hear the word, I have seen the light. I HAVE SEEN IT!!!

    I have been subverted by the greed of my cold heart and in passing have found the truth. The gospel of life and love. Will you join me on this life long quest of ordainment. Can I get a halejuah. The Saints go a marching, I said the SAINT GO MARCHING - blessed be thee!


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    Hallelujah oh and by the way...that light!!..it's the train.........move it......
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    Water is the essence of life, but when water is combined with grains, hops and yeast, the outcome is glorious beer. So too shall be the product of your union. It is an unselfish union between beer’s basic ingredients that makes the finished product truly magical. It is an unselfish union of beer’s ingredients that makes beer truly magnificent. So too will be your marriage. Love is the water of your beer. Trust is the grain that will give your marriage its character and strength. Passion, like hops, will add fragrance and spice to your life together. Your commitment to one another is the yeast that acts as the catalyst to make this glorious union—this metaphysical wonder—possible.
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    Can I get a halejuah
    Hallelujah
    now THAT'S a church


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    I suppose it's better then the Jedi Church:

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/1589133.stm
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    Rodaclosed you have brought me to salvation...I see the light brother can I get an amen(and perhaps another pint?)
    Who is more trustworthy then all of the gurus or Buddha’s?

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    Beer Prayer:

    Our lager,
    Which art in barrels,
    Hallowed be thy drink.
    Thy will be drunk, (I will be drunk),
    At home as it is in the tavern.
    Give us this day our foamy head,
    And forgive us our spillages,
    As we forgive those who spill against us.
    And lead us not to incarceration,
    But deliver us from hangovers.
    For thine is the beer, the bitter and the lager.
    For ever and ever.
    Barmen.

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    bballad, ahmen abi. Another pint thy bringest upon you.

    //EDIT

    Aspman, thou spillage is forgiven. Go now my bother before the pope (foxy) finds thy spoilage.



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    Amen

    You seem to be a natural at this form of prayer, when's the next "round" of baptismals of "holy water", my funnel (stein) waiteth....(bring munchies)...
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    Thy munchies cometh.
    West of House
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