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    Ten-Time Divorcee'

    A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle; I'm still a virgin." "What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times?"

    "Well, husband #1 was a Sales Representative; he kept telling me how great it was going to be."

    "Husband #2 was in Software Services; he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me."

    "Husband #3 was from Field Services; he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up."

    " Husband #4 was in Telemarketing; even though he knew he had the
    order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver."

    "Husband #5 was an Engineer, he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method."

    "Husband #6 was from Administration; he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not."

    "Husband #7 was in Marketing; although he had a product, he was never sure how to position it."

    "Husband #8 was a psychiatrist; all he ever did was talk about it."

    "Husband #9 was a gynecologist; all he did was look."

    "Husband #10 was a stamp collector; all he ever did was lick."
    God, I miss him!"

    "But now that I've married you, I'm so excited!"

    "Wonderful," said the husband, "but, why?"

    "Well, you're with the Government........This time I KNOW I'm gonna get *****ed."

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    hmm defiantly expect the punch line at the end.

    but in a sense it is sort of true with the Governement.


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    Join Date
    Aug 2004
    original joke says

    you are a LAWYER... now I'm really gonna get... F'ED

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