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    Originally posted here by Tiger Shark
    Dalek:

    I live in Michigan... It's flatter than a witches tit...

    Johnny is _no_ sheep... I know good sheep, he isn't one... Ahhh... Petal... She had the sweetest bleat... So... Sexy... Sweet and lovable....
    TS, yeah I know, I'm originally from Windsor, ya know Detroit suburbs.... I was thinking more along the lines of 'Brokeback"..

    Sheep....that reminds me of a little joke:


    A work gang were just stopping to take a break, when one them spotted a flock of sheep down in the valley, well with a yelp, he starts to run towards the sheep, the rest of the work gang jumps up and starts to run as well. One of the younger newer guys follows along and catches up to one of the older guys, and breathlessly asks him why is everyone running? Well the older fella turns to the young guy and say's "you don't want to get stuck with an ugly one do ya"

    I thought the expression was "colder then a witches tit", but flatter works as well...espescially as MLF resembles one(wouldn't that be deuce?).....hahaha, oh I am so in trouble....
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    <LOL>

    I'm sure MLF knows the difference between temperature and elevation...

    If she choses to claim both, then I won't argue... I'm sure she knows better than me....

    There are ugly sheep.... You just need to know what you are looking for... Ask any Scotsman or Yorkshireman... They have this stuff "down pat"... I lived long enough in Yorkshire to be able to know what they look for in a good sheep...

    Wasn't this a technical discussion a few minutes ago?
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    Wasn't this a technical discussion a few minutes ago?
    Yes you are quite correct....hhmm yep the log still looks okay....

    Don't forget your wellies your next time through....(extra large works well)...
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    ...and I hope you love him very much....
    Yes, I love them very much, but my wife isn't so keen...
    and my girlfriend.... She is orking on her cold, flat witches ****....



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