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    badjoke

    Two burgers walk into a bar.
    The barman turns around and says sorry we dont serve food.

    I know this one is pityfull........
    \"America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between.\"
    \"The reason we are so pleased to find other people\'s secrets is that it distracts public attention from our own.\"
    Oscar Wilde(1854-1900)

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    A horse walked into a bar
    Barman says: Why the long face?


    Baywatch star David Hasselhoff wanders into a Glasgow pub and the barman says: "What can I get you, Mr. Hasselhoff?"
    "A cold beer would be great," he replies, "but please, just call me Hoff."
    "Okay Hoff," says the barman, "nae Hassel."

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    why is it the lame one's are always the funniest ones.?

    f2b

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    You want bad... These were some of the first jokes my father ever told me... Yes, I was young... and yes, it was a _long_ time ago... I laughed at them back then too...

    What's black and comes out of a hole at 100mph?
    A mole on a motorbike.

    What's black and comes out of a hole shouting "knickers, knickers, knickers"?
    Crude oil.
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    Didn't mean to do this to you guys but as seen as it is started :

    what do you get if you pour boiling water down a rabbit hole?
    Hot cross bunnies.

    What do you get if you mix a cow and a duck?
    Cream quackers.
    \"America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between.\"
    \"The reason we are so pleased to find other people\'s secrets is that it distracts public attention from our own.\"
    Oscar Wilde(1854-1900)

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    Ah dear, the lame jokes,

    how bout this one then,

    Whats brown and sticky.....A stick

    I used to love that as a kid
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    The Koala and the Little Lizard


    A koala is sitting up a gumtree smoking a joint when a little lizard walks past

    and looks up and says "HeyKoala ! what are you doing?"

    The koala says: "Smoking a joint, come up and have some."

    So the little lizard climbs up and sits next to the koala and they have a few joints.

    After a while the little lizard says his mouth is 'dry' and is going to get a drink from the river.

    But the little lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls into the river.

    A crocodile sees this and swims over to the little lizard and helps him to the side, then asks the little lizard: "What's the matter with you?"

    The little lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a joint with the koala in the tree, got too stoned and then fell into the river while taking a drink.

    The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into the rain forest, finds the tree where the koala is sitting finishing a joint, and he looks up and says "Hey you!"

    So the koala looks down at him and says:

    "Faaaaarrrrk dude.......how much water did you drink?!!"




    How do you confuse an idiot?
    Purple

    How do you confuse an Irishman (other cultures are available for ridicule)
    Put him in a round room and tell him to stand in the corner

    What's yellow and dangerous?
    Shark infested custard.

    Why did the punk cross the road?
    He was stapled to the chicken

    Why did the turkey cross the road?
    It was the chicken's day off

    What goes plop, plop fizz?
    Two babies dropping a in vat of acid

    what goes ha ha bonk?
    A man laughing his head off.

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    A man walked into a Bar


    OUCH !!!

    it was an iron bar
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    What do you call a wich living in a desert...

    ... sandwich

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    THE MADDNESS GOTS TO STOP

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