After polishing off a litre of Chardonnay, my wife and I got a hankering for online porn. Stupid me, a programmer should have known better. Got this nasty thing called alpha cleaner, ruined the mood and took a long time to clean up--yes I chose my computer's well being over immediate gratification. I won't live this down for a long time. Good thing we are together 12 years and I don't make enough money for her to sneak off and hire a good lawyer.

All kidding aside, she knows 'm a geek and feels comforted by that, players for her are a turn off--who can deny my good fortune. Let me get back on topic, I followed the instructions at:

http://www.bleepingcomputer.com/foru...howtopic=43477

I seem to be cleaned up. THis alfa was real pain, anybody else experience this? Am I really ok?

This seems to be a fraudulent company that installs spyware on your computer in order to get you to buy their product. WTF, call me naive, but how do they get away with this?

Have a good laugh at my expense, but two hours pouring over the registry is no laughing matter. Just remember, if your wife wants porn use PPV--you will save yourself allot of grief:-)