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    The morning after.

    The morning after

    A guy wakes up in the morning with the most terrible hangover ever. When he finally manages to open both his eyes, the first he sees is a tube of aspirin tablets and a glass of water on the bedside table. He sits on the edge of the bed and there are his clothes, neatly folded and set. He then takes a look around the room and notices that everything is perfectly clean and neat.

    He takes some aspirin and sees a post-it note left on the table:
    "Darling, your breakfast is ready in the kitchen. I love you."

    The guy is surprised and does not really know what to think. He heads for the kitchen only to find his breakfast ready and smelling good with the newspaper next to his bowl on the table. His son is at the table too, having his breakfast.

    The man says: "Son, what exactly happened yesterday?"

    The son: "Oh well, you came back home totally wasted at about 3:00am. You accidentally hit and broke some furniture, threw up in the corridor, punched mum in the face thinking that you were being attacked by wolves..."

    The dad: "Then how do you explain that everything is cleaned up and neat and breakfast and all the rest is taken care of?"

    The son: "Well, when mum dragged you to the bedroom to put you in bed and tried to take off your pants, you told her : get off me and leave me alone bitch, I am married."

    {Recieved Via Email}

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    Senior Member nihil's Avatar
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    Ha! fronties

    Nice one mate, and with Mothering Sunday coming up, a few reverends and vicars will get it passed on from me today.........would go down well in the sermon?........ "sanctity of marriage" and all?

    Even though it is amusing in itself, the timing is good?

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    Parth Maniar,

    *Thank you GOD*

    Greater the Difficulty, SWEETER the Victory.

    Believe in yourself.

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    Senior Member nihil's Avatar
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    "In vino,....................veritas"?

    You will have to go back to your schoolboy Latin for that one

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    Senior Member Deeboe's Avatar
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    In vino,....................veritas

    It has been a while since I took Latin, but I think that loosly translates to: "If you are going to drink wine, run your mental backupexec, because your hard drive will crash tonight."

    If you know the enemy and know yourself, you need not fear the result of a hundred battles. If you know yourself but not the enemy, for every victory gained you will also suffer a defeat. If you know neither the enemy nor yourself, you will succumb in every battle.
    - Sun Tzu, The Art of War


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