A man and his wife were working in their garden one
day and the man looks over at his wife and says "Your
butt is getting really big, I mean really big. I bet
your butt is bigger than the barbecue grill."
With that he proceeded to get a measuring tape and
measure the grill and then went over to where his wife
was working and measured his wife's bottom.
"Yes, I was right, your butt is two inches wider than
the barbecue grill!!!"
The woman chose to ignore her husband.
Later that night in bed, the husband is feeling
frisky. He makes some advances towards his wife who
completely brushes him off.
"What's wrong?" he asks.
She answers: "Do you really think I'm going to fire up
this big-ass grill for one little weenie?"