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    Wink I knew it!!!

    My friend sent this via email today....

    something I always known.....thought I would share

    There is a dangerous virus being passed electronically, orally and by

    hand. This virus is called Worm-Overload Recreational-Killer (WORK). If

    You receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss or anyone else

    via any means - DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private

    life completely. If you should come into contact with WORK put your

    jacket on and take 2 good friends to the nearest pub.



    Purchase the antidote known as Work-Isolator-Neutralizer-Extractor

    (WINE). The quickest acting WINE type is called

    Swift-Hitting-Infiltrator-Remover-All-Zones (SHIRAZ). Take the antidote

    repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.



    Update: After extensive testing it has been concluded that

    Best-Equivalent-Extractor-Remedy (BEER) may be substituted for WINE but

    may require a more generous application.


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    I say Morgana~ old chapesse..............It takes a little while for an old fart such as myself to embrace this new technology.........so I am experimenting with a Merlot-Shiraz blend at the moment


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    Nihil

    I am with you...I regularly use a cabernet sauvignon\shiraz blend....

    Works great in my environment.........

    I mix it up a bit myself...depending on the type of infection

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    *COUGH*

    It's utterly contrary to best practice to be using non-EOM patches and fixes for your environment. Blending is the same thing.

    Mistress Lefay: You disappoint me....
    Don\'t SYN us.... We\'ll SYN you.....
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    Mistress Lefay: You disappoint me....
    But we shall be drunk before you

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    Tiger.....I am not familiar with this "non-EOM"

    I do find that the blended fix is much easier on the "older" hardware

    ...although has the same affect on the OS

    and as nihil has stated...works faster then the BEER method I know you use

    MHO as always

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    Sock it to him gal!


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    My Dear Mistress LeFay:

    Non-OEM includes blending remedies thus your solution is non-OEM and may void the warranty on your hardware and, worse yet, may preclude you from getting technical support or service from the manufacturer.

    I take it Mistress LeFay has never tried shotgunning a six pack. I can be "done" before you have finished blending my dear... *Snikker*

    NOTE: Do not try shotgunning your Sheraz... The broken glass will do a number on your face...

    You've never been humble before.... Why are you starting now??? Who are you and what have you done with Morgan???
    Don\'t SYN us.... We\'ll SYN you.....
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    Originally posted here by Tiger Shark
    never tried shotgunning a six pack.
    I just got a massive headache, retro-active hangover if you will.....


    cheers:
    DjM

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    Mistress Lefay,

    Wasn't it said about Churchill and Lady Astor,

    "Lady Astor confronted Winston Churchhill at a party and said "Winston, you are drunk!" to which he replied "Yes, madam, and you are ugly. The difference is: tomorrow, I shall be sober".


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