I have a solution....every time you have the urge to use the F word, replace it with "gosh", for the S word, use "gee", sort of like WTG (What the Gosh) or RTGM (Read the Gosh Manual), or even better...STGU (Shut the Gosh Up), as well when saying, your full of S, use gee instead..."your full of gee"...

There are a few other's that can be used to replace the offensive words: Gee Whillikers, Gosh Darn Almighty, Well Blow me over with a feather......


So Happy Gosh Darn Easter all you Gee heads.....