New gov't seal

[KorpDeath]

Sorry I couldn't resist.


The government today announced that it is changing its emblem from an Eagle to a CONDOM because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance. A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of dicks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed.

Damn, it just doesn't get more accurate than that!

[Relyt]

Well that clearly explains the House's efforts to quickly pass "The Condom Protection Act"! If approved, this act will provide multi-fiscal year funding for a sub-committee to monitor for any flaccidness, to provide for adequate growth within, and establish a contingency plan in the event of a catastrophic failure. Opponents to the act insist that it contains too much pork to handle and are unsure if the current regime can put it to proper use.