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    Talking A few Quick ones.

    Q: What is better than winning a medal at the Special Olympics?

    A: Not being retarded

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    Q: What's blue and f@cks old people?

    A: Hypothermia

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    Q: What's the first thing a woman does when she gets out of the
    battered wives' shelter?

    A: The dishes, if she knows what's good for her

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    Q: How do you swat 200 flies at one time

    A: Hit an Ethiopian in the face with a frying pan.

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    Q: What is the definition of "making love"?

    A: Something a woman does while a guy is f@cking her.

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    Q: What do 54,000 abused woman every year have in common?

    A: They don't f@cking listen.

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    Q: What's yellow and green and eats nuts?

    A: Gonorrhoea

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    Q: Why did God create yeast infections?

    A: So women would know what it's like to live with an irritating c@nt
    once in a while too.

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    Q. How can you tell a macho woman?

    A. She rolls her own tampons.

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    Q. Why do fags like ribbed condoms?

    A. Better traction in the mud.

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    Q. What's the difference between a woman and a sheep?

    A. The sheep doesn't get upset if you screw her sister.

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    Q. What's the difference between acne and a Michael Jackson?

    A. Acne usually doesn't come on a kid's face until he's at least 13
    years old.

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    Q. How do you turn a fox into an dog?

    A. Marry it.
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    Q. What do you get when you cross two black people?

    A. Mugged and raped.

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    Q. What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?

    A. A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.
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    Q. Why do men pay more for car insurance?

    A. Because women don't get blow jobs while they're driving.

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    Q. What's the difference between mayonnaise & semen?

    A. Mayonnaise doesn't hit the back of a girl's throat at thirty miles
    an hour.

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    Q. How can you tell if the stripper is bulimic at a bachelor party?

    A. The cake jumps out of the girl.

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    Q. What's the difference between oral sex & anal sex?

    A. Oral sex makes your day, anal sex makes your hole weak.

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    Q. How is pubic hair like parsley?

    A. You push it to the side before you start eating.

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    Q. What's so good about an Ethiopian *******?

    A. You know she'll swallow.

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    Q. Why don't they teach driver's education and sex education on the
    same day in Iraq?

    A. They don't want to wear out the camel.

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    Q. What's the difference between a Catholic wife and a Jewish wife?

    A. A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewellery.

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    Q. What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball?

    A. A guy will actually search for a golf ball.

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    Q. How do the little boys at Michael Jackson's ranch know when it is
    bedtime?

    A. When the big hand touches the little hand...

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    Q. How do you know when it's time to wash dishes and clean the house?

    A. Look inside your pants; if you have a penis, it's not time.
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    Q. Do you know how New Zealanders practice safe sex?

    A. They spray paint X's on the back of the animals that kick.

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    Some of these were funny but some of these could be quite offensive to people who dont know you as well as we do
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    I might be offended when I stop laughing.

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