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    1. What do you call a cupboard full of lesbians?
    ....A licker cabinet.

    2. What do you call an Eskimo lesbian?
    .... A Klondyke.

    3. What do you call 100 lesbians with guns?
    ...Militia Etheridge.

    4. Why can't lesbians diet and wear make-up at the same time?
    ....Because they can't eat Jenny Craig with Mary Kay on their face.

    5. What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?
    ...Fur Traders.

    6. What is a lesbian dinosaur called?
    ....A Lickalotapuss.

    7. What do you call a lesbian with long fingers?
    ....Well Hung.

    8. Did you hear that Ellen DeGeneres drowned?
    ...She was found face down in Ricki Lake.

    9. How can you tell a tough lesbian bar?
    .....Even the pool table doesn't have balls.

    10. What do you call lesbian twins?

    11. What's the definition of confusion?
    ...Twenty blind lesbians in a fish market.

    12. What's the difference between a Ritz cracker and a lesbian?
    ....One's a snack cracker, the other's a crack snacker

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    5. What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?
    ...Fur Traders.
    Ha Ha! Gonna remember that one!
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