This is a little old, but I just came across it and found it amusing. Although it is tech humour there is also a lesson in communication.
classic ... i had one of those two ... then i sold it
UNIX IS user friendly, it\'s just very choosy about who it calls a friend.
jeez nihil, you almost never post here. but that was a pretty good one.
The fool doth think he is wise, but the wiseman knows himself to be a fool - Good Ole Bill Shakespeare