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    Hangover Ratings

    1 Star Hangover

    No pain. No real feeling of illness.. Your sleep last night was a mere disco nap which is giving you a whole lot of misplaced energy. Be glad that you are able to function relatively well. However, you are still parched. You can drink 10 bottles of water and still feel this way. Even vegetarians are craving a Cheeseburger and a side of fries.

    2 Star Hangover
    Slight headache. Don't feel sick, but something is definitely amiss. You may look okay but you have the attention span and mental capacity of a stapler. The coffee you chug to try and remain focused is only exacerbating your rumbling gut, which is craving a full English breakfast. Last night has wreaked havoc on your bowels and even though you have a nice demeanor about the office, you are costing your employer valuable money because all you really can handle is aimlessly surfing the net and writing junk e-mails.

    3 Star Hangover

    Definite headache. Stomach feels crappy. You are definitely a space cadet and so not productive. Anytime a girl walks by you gag because her perfume reminds you of the random gin shots you did with your alcoholic friends after the bouncer kicked you out at 1:45 a.m. Life would be better right now if you were in your bed with a dozen donuts and a liter of coke watching Good Morning with Richard and Judy. You've had 4 cups of coffee, a gallon of water, 2 Sausage Rolls and a liter of diet coke - yet you haven't peed once.

    4 Star Hangover
    Your head is throbbing and you can't speak too quickly or else you might honk. You have lost the will to live. Your boss has already lambasted you for being late and has given you a lecture for reeking of booze. You wore nice clothes, but that can't hide the fact that you missed an oh-so crucial spot shaving, (girls, it looks like you put your make-up on while riding the bumper cars), your teeth have sweaters, your eyes look like one big vein
    and your hair style makes you look like a reject from the class picture of Moss side secondary school circa 1976. You would give a weeks pay for one the following: 1. Home time, 2. A duvet and somewhere to be alone, or 3. A time machine so you could go back and NOT have gone out the night before.

    5 Star Hangover (aka Dante's 4th Circle of Hell)
    You have a second heartbeat in your head which is actually scaring the employee who sits
    next to you. Death seems pretty good right now. You can't focus as your eyes are scrunched up against the overpowering glare from your computer screen Rancid vodka vapour is seeping out of every pore, staining your shirt and making you dizzy. You still have toothpaste crust in the corners of your mouth, at least you think it's toothpaste crust. You don't give a damn either way. Your body has lost the ability to generate saliva and your tongue is suffocating you. You'd cry but that would take the last of the moisture left in your body. Talking is not an option. Your boss doesn't even get mad at you and your co-workers think that your dog just died because you look so pathetic. You should have called in sick because all you can manage to do is breathe....very gently.

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    AO's Resident Redneck The Texan's Avatar
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    f2b, I have had a hangover like #5. but only once has it been that bad. the previous nite I also had my head half shaved cuz my stupid friends thought it would be funny... But I have learned from my mistakes I dont get THAT drunk anymore... btw when I click on your magic link I get this: You do not have permission to access this page. This could be due to one of several reasons:
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    btw when I click on your magic link I get this: You do not have permission to access this page. This could be due to one of several reasons:
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    But can you guess where the link is meant to take you to when clicked.? I bet that the Mod's are able to answer that one..

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    AO's Resident Redneck The Texan's Avatar
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    lol ok now I got it.
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    Originally posted here by The Texan
    lol ok now I got it.

    5 points to the dodgy looking guy with the cowboy hat and toy gun in the front row.

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    AO's Resident Redneck The Texan's Avatar
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    I will have you know I only take out my cowboy hat for special times and I have TWO real guns! lol
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    Originally posted here by The Texan
    I will have you know I only take out my cowboy hat for special times
    So you only bring it out when you get a gig stripping at the local retirement village huh.?

    and I have TWO real guns! lol
    What type of guns? I've got a few in my gun collection, but with all these tuff gun laws etc in Aus it's getting harder and harder to legally aquire fire-arms, and it's a real pain to get them imported from overseas also.

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    I have a .243 Remington ( present from my dad when I was 11) and a 20 gauge Winchester pump shot gun. im looking into getting a colt .45 or some kind of pistol along with a CHL ( consealed handgun license). Here in Texas we are all about protecting yourself,your property and your family so its pretty easy to get guns. We do require a background check though. But, if someone breaks into your house and you shoot them dead you normally arent charged. Its called the Home Invasion Law or something like that. and no f2b I dont strip for old people. Only for hot girls
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    Originally posted here by The Texan
    I have a .243 Remington ( present from my dad when I was 11) and a 20 gauge Winchester pump shot gun. im looking into getting a colt .45 or some kind of pistol along with a CHL ( consealed handgun license). Here in Texas we are all about protecting yourself,your property and your family so its pretty easy to get guns. We do require a background check though. But, if someone breaks into your house and you shoot them dead you normally arent charged. Its called the Home Invasion Law or something like that. and no f2b I dont strip for old people. Only for hot girls
    ... way to break those stereotypes, Texan

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    Im proud of my heritage. and no I have no been on the news more than 5 times telling people " where the nader' hit my trailer"
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