July 4th, 2006, 09:06 AM
The Australian, and the American
An Australian man was having coffee and croissants with butter and jam in a cafe, when an American tourist, chewing gum, sat down next to him.
The Australian politely ignored the American, who, nevertheless started up a conversation.
The American snapped his gum and said,
"You Australian folk eat the whole bread?"
The Australian frowned, annoyed with being bothered during his breakfast, and replied,"Of course".
The American blew a huge bubble, and said
"We don't, In the states we only eat whats inside, The crusts we collect in a container,recycle them, transform them into croissants, and sell them to Australia."
The American had a smirk on his face.
The Australian listened in silence.
The American persisted. "D'ya eat jam with the bread?"
Sighing, the Australian replied, "Of course".
Cracking his gum between his teeth, the
American said, "We don't. In the states we eat fresh fruit for breakfast,then we put all the peels, seeds, and leftovers in containers, recycle them, transform them into jam and sell it to Australia."
The Australian then asked,
"Do you have sex in the States?"
The American smiled and said, "Why, of course we do."
The Australian leaned closer to him and asked,
"and what do you do with the condoms once you've used them?"
"We throw them away, of course"
Now it was the Australian's turn to smile.
"We don't. In Australia, we put
them in a container, recycle them, melt them down into chewing gum and sell them to the United States. Why do you think its called Wrigley's?"
July 4th, 2006, 09:27 AM
I should have something really witty to say to this something to make people laugh, something to make my home state of Texas look good. but I dont thats because its 3:30am and im still half drunk from a pre-4th July party. maybe tomorrow I will write something witty. But wait its the 4th and I will be really drunk celebrating my country. ok on the 5th im gonna revisit this thread and write something priceless after my hang over is gone.
July 4th, 2006, 09:36 AM
Jeez ........... I'd like a pint of what Tex is on please
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July 4th, 2006, 09:43 AM
Today you can celebrate swapping one George for another?
If you cannot do someone any good: don't do them any harm....
As long as you did this to one of these, the least of my little ones............you did it unto Me.
What profiteth a man if he gains the entire World at the expense of his immortal soul?