I know, I know, this probably belongs in Humor. However, it is only of true humorous relevance if you[list=1][*]Know who Bruce Schneier is[*]Know what Chuck Norris facts refers to (but who doesn't, these days?)[/list=1]
Cryptographers and crypto-geek/wonk -wannabe's, your time is at hand!
My personal favorite...
http://geekz.co.uk/schneierfacts/Every time Bruce Schneier smiles, an amateur cryptographer dies.