August 17th, 2006, 05:12 AM
I know, I know, this probably belongs in Humor. However, it is only of true humorous relevance if you[list=1][*]Know who Bruce Schneier is[*]Know what Chuck Norris facts refers to (but who doesn't, these days?)[/list=1]
Cryptographers and crypto-geek/wonk -wannabe's, your time is at hand!
My personal favorite...
Every time Bruce Schneier smiles, an amateur cryptographer dies.
"Data is not necessarily information. Information does not necessarily lead to knowledge. And knowledge is not always sufficient to discover truth and breed wisdom." --Spaf
Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made president should on no account be allowed to do the job. --Douglas Adams (1952-2001)
"...people find it far easier to forgive others for being wrong than being right." - Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore
August 17th, 2006, 04:12 PM
Heh-heh-heh. This site allows you to create your own Chuck Norris t-shirts:
Now they need the same for Schneier - "Bruce Schneier - Crypto Ranger"
\"We\'re the middle children of history.... no purpose or place. We have no Great War, no Great Depression. Our great war is a spiritual war. Our great depression is our lives. We\'ve all been raised by television to believe that one day we\'ll all be millionaires and movie gods and rock stars -- but we won\'t. And we\'re learning slowly that fact. And we\'re very, very pissed off.\" - Tyler (Brad Pitt) Fight Club