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  1. #21
    Senior Member very_unhappy's Avatar
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    I'm really enjoying the way this thread is going... so...




    The bed is made.
    The sex was great.
    The dishes washed.
    You cooked I ate.

    You scubbed the floor.
    The house is neat.
    Get the **** out.
    Come back next week.


    hey ... it's just art
    /dev/humor: not found

  2. #22
    The ******* Shadow dalek's Avatar
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    A true Love Story...

    Father riley and various party goers:
    Catholic girls
    With a tiny little mustache
    Catholic girls
    Do you know how they go?
    Catholic girls
    In the rectory basement
    Father rileys a fairy
    But it dont bother mary
    Catholic girls
    At the cyo
    Catholic girls
    Do you know how they go?
    Catholic girls
    There can be no replacement
    How do they go, after the show?

    Joe:
    All the way
    Thats the way they go
    Every day
    And none of their mamas ever seem to know
    Hip-hip-hooray
    For all the class they show
    Theres nothing like a catholic girl
    At the cyo
    When they learn to blow...

    Father riley:
    Theyre learning to blow
    All the catholic boys!

    Mary:
    Warren cuccurullo...

    Father riley:
    Catholic boys!

    Mary:
    Kinda young, kinda wow!

    Father riley:
    Catholic boys!

    Mary:
    Vinnie colaiuta...

    Chorus:
    Where are they now?
    Did they all take the vow?

    Father riley:
    Catholic girls

    Warren:
    Carmenita scarfone!

    Father riley:
    Catholic girls

    Officer butzis:
    Hey! she gave me vd!

    Father riley:
    Catholic girls!

    Warren:
    Toni carbone!

    Chorus:
    With a tongue like a cow
    She could make you go wow!

    Joe:
    Vd vowdy vootie
    Right away
    Thats the way they go
    Every day
    Whenever their mamas take them to a show
    Matinee
    Pass the popcorn please
    Theres nothing like a catholic girl
    With her hand in the box
    When shes on her knees

    Larry:
    She was on her knees,
    My little catholic girl

    Chorus:
    In a little white dress
    Catholic girls
    They never confess
    Catholic girls
    I got one for a cousin
    I love how they go
    So send me a dozen
    Catholic girls
    Ooooooh!
    Catholic girls
    Ooooooh!
    (etc.)

    Central scrutinizer:
    This is the central scrutinizer...
    Joe had a girl friend named mary.
    She used to go the church club every week.
    Theyd meet each other there
    Hold hands
    And think pure thoughts
    But one night at the social club meeting
    Mary didnt show up...
    She was sucking **** backstage at the armory
    In order to get a pass
    To see some big rock group for free...
    PC Registered user # 2,336,789,457...

    "When the water reaches the upper level, follow the rats."
    Claude Swanson

  3. #23
    I like "Trilogy" by Emerson, Lake and Palmer

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