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    microsoft firefox 2007 professional edition.

    microsoft firefox 2007 professional edition.

    Hmmm now i'm pretty drunk at the moment, and i think this is simply brilliant..

    i carn't work out witch company the owner of this site is trying to take the pi$$ outta but i found it amusing at the least so thought i'd post it up here.

    MS FireFox2007
    I found this part amusing.. Well i'm still laughing to be honest..
    System Requirements

    The following bare minimums are essential for the optimum operation of MS Firefox 2007
    • A Credit Card
    • Microsoft(R) Windows(TM)/Vista Operating System
    • Microsoft(R) Mouse & Keyboard (Hyperlinks will NOT work without these)
    • Live(TM) Messenger (Required API to maintain dangerous CPU temperatures)
    • Microsoft(R) Office 2007 (Provides the ability to scroll webpages)
    • Quad Core Processor (For loading Hotmail.com)
    • Any SLI Configured Graphics Card > 512mb (TO Display High Definition GIF Images)
    • 1024 MB of RAM (Compensation for Frequent Memory Leaks)
    • 483MB Disk Space
    Anyhow check it out. lol

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    "MS Firefox 2007 delivers a dramatic boost in the download speeds of online pornography. By utilising a proprietary dynamic algorithm - anything that remotely resembles a tit or a boob will download up to 10 times faster."

    I'm sold.
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    Quite funny. However, the download links point to IE 7. The donation link points to support mozilla. If they really wanted to help mozilla, they would have linked to firefox instead. Oh well, guess they're trying to show the site is not biased? lol
    Quitmzilla is a firefox extension that gives you stats on how long you have quit smoking, how much money you\'ve saved, how much you haven\'t smoked and recent milestones. Very helpful for people who quit smoking and used to smoke at their computers... Helps out with the urges.

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    LoL.. did you folks read the fine print near the bottom?

    "Get burnt with MS Firefox 2007"

    "May contain spyware"

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    MS as a "non-profit organisation"?

    Waah! That will be the day the behemoth decides to be philanthropic!

    Cheers!
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    lol
    i wanted to see. wonder why they're really down for.

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    I'd say they are ready to sell their 'pumped up' domain name

    Or redesigning it in a way to make money
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    maybe he's getting sued for antitrust problems. lolz

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