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October 28th, 2006, 11:15 AM
#1
microsoft firefox 2007 professional edition.
microsoft firefox 2007 professional edition.
Hmmm now i'm pretty drunk at the moment, and i think this is simply brilliant..
i carn't work out witch company the owner of this site is trying to take the pi$$ outta but i found it amusing at the least so thought i'd post it up here.
MS FireFox2007
I found this part amusing.. Well i'm still laughing to be honest..
System Requirements
The following bare minimums are essential for the optimum operation of MS Firefox 2007 - A Credit Card
- Microsoft(R) Windows(TM)/Vista Operating System
- Microsoft(R) Mouse & Keyboard (Hyperlinks will NOT work without these)
- Live(TM) Messenger (Required API to maintain dangerous CPU temperatures)
- Microsoft(R) Office 2007 (Provides the ability to scroll webpages)
- Quad Core Processor (For loading Hotmail.com)
- Any SLI Configured Graphics Card > 512mb (TO Display High Definition GIF Images)
- 1024 MB of RAM (Compensation for Frequent Memory Leaks)
- 483MB Disk Space
Anyhow check it out. lol
cheers
acidtone..
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October 28th, 2006, 11:34 AM
#2
"MS Firefox 2007 delivers a dramatic boost in the download speeds of online pornography. By utilising a proprietary dynamic algorithm - anything that remotely resembles a tit or a boob will download up to 10 times faster."
I'm sold.
I\'d rather die on my feet than live my life on my knees.
(Emiliano Zapata, a Mexican revolutionary in the early 1900s)
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October 28th, 2006, 05:29 PM
#3
Quite funny. However, the download links point to IE 7. The donation link points to support mozilla. If they really wanted to help mozilla, they would have linked to firefox instead. Oh well, guess they're trying to show the site is not biased? lol
Quitmzilla is a firefox extension that gives you stats on how long you have quit smoking, how much money you\'ve saved, how much you haven\'t smoked and recent milestones. Very helpful for people who quit smoking and used to smoke at their computers... Helps out with the urges.
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October 28th, 2006, 06:04 PM
#4
LoL.. did you folks read the fine print near the bottom?
"Get burnt with MS Firefox 2007"
"May contain spyware"
Connection refused, try again later.
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October 28th, 2006, 06:59 PM
#5
MS as a "non-profit organisation"?
Waah! That will be the day the behemoth decides to be philanthropic!
Cheers!
Si vis pacem, para bellum!
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October 30th, 2006, 06:54 PM
#6
Site off-line
Lawsuit in progress...stay tuned and we'll be back in jiffy! - Steve Ballmer (Chief Executive)
lol
i wanted to see. wonder why they're really down for.
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October 30th, 2006, 09:25 PM
#7
I'd say they are ready to sell their 'pumped up' domain name
Or redesigning it in a way to make money
ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI.
When in Russia, pet a PETSCII.
Get your ass over to SLAYRadio the best station for C64 Remixes !
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October 30th, 2006, 11:08 PM
#8
maybe he's getting sued for antitrust problems. lolz
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