Hi my name is Mike and im an alcoholic

[Darksat]

Hi my name is Mike and im an alcoholic.
Im only messing, I dont have a drink problem (I have some in my wardrobe)

Im 27, dark hair, good looking, a sagitarious and I got lost on the way to the dating forum.


Im also big into computers, website and graphics design and getting myself in and out of trouble.
I guess you could call me a Grey Hat but I prefer the term Charming Rogue.

I run a new forum http://darksat.x47.net where im plotting to take over the world.
Feel free to drop by any time.
Mike


Name:Mike
Tag Darksat
Location:\Root
Interests:Website Design, S.E.O, Programming, IT security, Art, Graphics, ELENIT, Krav Maga, watersports, extereme sports, Sex, Drugs & Rock n Roll

[nihil]

Hi Mike, and welcome to AO.

I suffer from "alcoholic constipation": I cannot pass a pub

[Computernerd22]

Sounds like a profile for Myspace.

Hi my name is Mike and I am a crack addict.
Im only messing with you, I do have a drug problem

Im 26, short brown hair, blue eyes, 5'8 165 pounds musclar and good looking, and a scorpio and I got lost on the way to antionline.com

Im also big into Clubbing, computer hacking, programming, running, surfing (when the waters warm), weightlifting, kickboxing, grappling, jiu-jitsu, partying and getting drunk sometimes, oh **** I forgot, getting tattooed and beating the living **** out of dudes. and of course myspace(help me its an addiction.)

Me and the myspace haters are trying to take over the whole world through myspace. lol anyways, heres mine www.myspace.com/hax0r_26

PS Let me know how the whole take over the world thing goes through that forum.

[Darksat]

Well stage 1 is complete.

thanks for the welcome.

[JPnyc]

So what's stage 2? We don't allow lap dances, just a FYI

[acidtone]

This is probably the most amusing Roll Call thread i've read in a loooong time.

And welcome aboard Mike. You should fit in perfectly here.

[JPnyc]

I'm dying to find out what stage 2 is. Sounds ominous.

[Aardpsymon]

Does it involve orange spray paint, a goat and handcuffs?

[nihil]

Nah, Aardpsymon,

It requires the ubiquitous black plastic refuse (trash) bag and the mandatory tangerine (possibly with Leonard Cohen's "Susanne" playing in the background?).

Errrr...............for those who are confused, well so am I............ some British politicians chose strange ways to leave this mortal realm, and must have some very interesting habits/hobbies?

It was a big scandal over here a few years back when this British politician was found dead............ and the "circumstances" in which he was found



JPnyc................... glad to hear about the pole dancing.......... my back has been playing up since I planted those late summer/fall bulbs/corms/tubers.

[Aardpsymon]

yes, but we all celebrated. one less of them.