This is getting beyond a joke. SCO now have a new COO (Sandy Gupta, their former CTO):
"With Sandy's extensive UNIX technical background and vision for our SCO Mobile products, he will be able to laser-focus on product deliverables and customer needs," said Mr. McBride. "We have a number of key technologies coming out in the next couple of quarters that will drive value for our customers; Sandy's focus will be a win-win for them. Those expanding their IT infrastructure into the mobile space will see a solid solution in SCO Mobile Server, with its UNIX technology backbone. Customers simply needing updated core SCO UNIX technology will have greater capabilities as well as future mobile plug and play functionality."
I don't know who "deals" for Darl McBride, but it sure sounds like good gear