Help! self playing video...

[xiphias360]

Hi,

This may sound like an unusual request, nevertheless
I shall continue. I have been framed by another hacker who planted a virus at a company he works at (Julio's Discount Mineral) and blamed it on me and my friends, innocent hackers. I understand it is
possible to create a self
playing video (one which when sent -and
following the opening of the attatchment, takes over all the tv screens in New York city, even the big one on that side of that building, and plays my video - without the destruction of course.

My friends and i stayed up all night reverse engineering the virus which is really a worm and now we have proof it wasn't us, and we also have bank account info for the off-shore account where the money was to be stashed.

Are you aware of the necessary steps taken to program
such a resource or are you aware of any weblinks I
may utilize to address this problem.

We need to play our video all over New York so that we can clear our names, and i think it will be really cool. it'll make me kinda feel like God. and plus i'll probably even score a date with a hott hacker chick im battling.

I hope you are
able
to find the time to answer this salient request

thanks...
-n00b-override

[Ippersiel]

Oh for -insert curseword- sakes!

Nice try but it's not like any of us haven't seen the movie "Hackers".

Piss off.

[xiphias360]

^ Weird how simple jokes miss their marks on simple minds.

I'm sure he'll wake up at 3 in the morning and yell "OMG I JUST GOT IT!!"

lol...

[Ippersiel]

If it's a joke, put it in the tech humour area

[xiphias360]

I'm not sure, but i think you at least need to be a mod before i'll give 2 shits about what you say, mmkay?

[oofki]

aye aye aye calm down guys

[JPnyc]

I do concur on all counts. Everyone calm down, and I am a moderator and it does belong in tech humor.

[AngelicKnight]

The flame war provided more humor than the actual joke.

[isildur]

Heh, it was kinda funny...

[xiphias360]

I do concur on all counts. Everyone calm down, and I am a moderator and it does belong in tech humor.

Mod, admin, all the same i guess. So J to tha P, would you know where my port knocking thread went? I don't see it anymore, and i don't think that a form of network security violates the rules of the forum.

PS, in the future I will be sure to comply with all joke delivery policies, standards and procedures...