OK, this almost belongs in tech humour, but it is "true" (talk about "lies, damn lies, and statistics")

MAC OSX malware increased by 1,550% as opposed to 36% for Windows.

Just take a look here:

http://www.snpx.com/cgi-bin/news55.c...76224it?-15667

Unfortunately we are looking at periodic, or "year on year" type comparisons. In absolute terms OSX had 35 instances, and Windows over a quarter of a million.