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March 26th, 2008, 09:16 PM
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Povlov's Fish
Neat concept, but it has holes.
1. Fish Pirates - Drop a fake transmitter in the water and steal the trained fish.
2. PETA (or what ever the equivalent is for fish protection groups) - Drop a fake transmitter and put a mild irritant into the water to re-train the fish.
3. Fish develop piranha like aggressiveness, are attracted by whale mating calls and nibble the the flesh off of Orcas.
BOSTON — Call them Pavlov's fish: Scientists are testing a plan to train fish to catch themselves by swimming into a net when they hear a tone that signals feeding time.
If it works, the system could eventually allow black sea bass to be released into the open ocean, where they would grow to market size, then swim into an underwater cage to be harvested when they hear the signal.
What's next, teaching them to coat themselves in batter and hop inside a fryer?
"It sounds crazy, but it's real," said Simon Miner, a research assistant at the Marine Biological Laboratory at Woods Hole, which received a $270,000 grant for the project from the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration.
Full Article - Fox News: http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,341649,00.html
The mentally handicaped are persecuted in this great country, and I say rightfully so! These people are NUTS!!!!
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March 26th, 2008, 10:19 PM
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holy crap.... not literally but wow.
who thinks of things like that?!
those researchers are out of their minds.
I liked the 3rd hole the best
if God was willing to live all out for us, why aren't we willing to live all out for Him? God bless,
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