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    I'd rather be fishing DjM's Avatar
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    FBI Approved

    This one is priceless. Received last night.

    >>> "FBI Seattle Division" <centraldesks@in.com> 1/9/2009 4:08:57 AM >>>

    Federal Bureau of Investigation
    FBI Seattle Division
    1110 Third Avenue
    Seattle, Washington 98101-2904

    Payment Code: R5109176K
    Reg No: 132731593
    Date: Jan 09, 2009

    The Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) has discovered through our intelligence Monitoring Network, that you have an on going transaction with a Financial Institution in Nigeria, as the owner of 7.500,000 United State Dollar.

    Therefore, the FBI Seattle Division in conjunction with the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission (EFCC), Has screened through our various Monitoring Networks and has been confirmed and notified that the transaction you have with
    the Financial Institution is Legal and you have the Lawful Right to claim your due fund. We advise you to go ahead with the transaction as we are monitoring all their services and networks. Be advised that any letter or claims
    notification received from anybody or company should be forwarded to us with
    immediate effect.

    Meanwhile, you are advised to follow the procedure of the Financial Institution. They have their own legal procedure which we have examined and confirmed legal. Follow their instructions while you keep us updated for more details. You are advised to contact the necessary office for more details of transfer as we are monitoring every move now.

    Please, be advised and be aware that your funds had been insured and the necessary charges would be taken care of by you, as confirmed by the Monitoring network. For your own good you are advised to confirm any transaction or lottery
    promo you have either involved yourself with in the past to enable us trace this scammers. Only the Financial Institution has been confirmed Legal any other are still under investigation, and so many others are scam, most especially from
    Nigeria and Africa.

    Please contact the Head of Operations Dr. Tolu Williams, Central Bank of Nigeria.

    Dr. Tolu Williams (Head of Operations)
    International Remmitance Department
    Telephone: +234 702 582 6264
    Fax: +234 1 473 5623
    Email: centraldesks@live.com

    Provide him with the information below for verification:

    Your name:..............................................
    Residential Address:.................................
    Telephone number:...................................

    If you need to contact me at any stage please do not hesitate to call (206)350-6981.

    Sincerely,

    Steven M. Dean (Assistant Special Agent-in-Charge)


    I feel so much safer knowing the FBI has OK'ed this transaction.
    Cheers
    DjM

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    Personally I would feel much better if it CSIS ...being Canadian and all

    NOT!!!

    The head of operations of the Central Bank of Nigeria is using a hotmail account

    I cant believe people fall for this....I am also surprised they didnt ask for mor banking info and DOB....which is usual for the ones I receive


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    You mean that message isn't legit??? Oh crap!

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    through our intelligence Monitoring Network
    The Monitoring Network? It must sit right next to the W.O.P.R.

    Well I have no need for it. I already have an array of rogue Russian satellites monitoring all my financial transactions.
    The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his - George Patton

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    Intelligence? I know some FBI people and only a few of them show any intelligence at all

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    Quote Originally Posted by ShagDevil View Post
    The Monitoring Network? It must sit right next to the W.O.P.R.

    Well I have no need for it. I already have an array of rogue Russian satellites monitoring all my financial transactions.
    Heh.... it was YOU that stole my stolen satellites. Dude.. i had a hard time getting them to redirect pr0n to my leet network and you...you.. you just took my array!!!

    Thats it.. imma report you to centraldesk@in.com.
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    I'd recommend you report him to Charles Soludo. I get emails from him all the time and I think he's pretty tight with the FBI director.

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    you just took my array!!!
    I had to sell my soul to Gorby for those satellites.

    Damn ruskies!
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    Ooh reminds me of my old scambaiting days haha. you should waste their time and play along ;-)

    and i just love their return email addys. had a scam box email on yahoo and i got at least 10 scams daily.. was fun to pass time
    Last edited by mungyun; January 9th, 2009 at 08:18 PM.
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