An Oz gent was stopped by customs who found some unusual things about his personnage:

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2009/02/03/bird_smuggler/

OK, so he had two pigeons stuffed down his tights (it's summer over there?) and an interesting belt "containing plant seeds and other undeclared matter".

An Oz man faces up to ten years' jail and "substantial fines" after Melbourne customs operatives discovered he'd flown in from Dubai with two live pigeons down his trousers.
Obviously they are taking it seriously, but really should have offered him the option of swapping the pigeons for a rabid mongoose.............I would love to see one of those tackle a "one eyed trouser snake"