This is the best I have read in ages.....some guy is blaming his cat for downloading KP
I liked this bit the best:
The 48-year-old is being held on $250,000 bond in the Martin County jail. It is unclear if the cat was neutered.
Worry not mes enfants, your intrepid global super moderator has scoured the interwebz and found the solution:
Errr......no, my CMOS battery has not failed..............I do not think that it is April 1st.