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March 25th, 2010, 08:03 AM
#1
Hey guys
I registered a while back then completely forgot about it. Figured I'd finally introduce myself. I'm the lucky gal who gets to keep Gore in line. We've been married for almost 3 years now. I remember when I first signed up, someone asked me for dirt on Gore, well there really isn't much to say there, he's a pretty amazing guy.
As for my background well, I've got a degree in microcomputers and networking and another in linux/windows network administration. Seeing as there's no work in the field around here, I'm going back to school to get a lab tech degree.
Well seeing as I married Gore, I guess it comes as no surprise that I'm also a big horror movie fan. I'm also guilty of having turned Gore into a "cat lady". Other than that well, I love music, been playing the piano for over 20 years, these days I'm mostly into Psychobilly, punk and rockabilly, though I'll listen to right about anything, as long as it's not disco.
Out there in the darkness, they're coming after me, a thousand stalking zombies, they want my brains to feed.
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March 25th, 2010, 09:05 PM
#2
Mrs Gore?
We should put you in for sainthood.
Dave
ddddc
"Somehow saying I told you so just doesn't cover it" Will Smith in I, Robot
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March 26th, 2010, 05:07 AM
#3
Originally Posted by fourdc
Mrs Gore?
We should put you in for sainthood.
Dave
I think I've already earned my wings and please don't tell me you can't see the halo above my head. I was just telling him he's really not that big of a bastard in real life, but maybe I'm the exception.
Out there in the darkness, they're coming after me, a thousand stalking zombies, they want my brains to feed.
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March 26th, 2010, 05:19 AM
#4
Originally Posted by goreswife
I think I've already earned my wings and please don't tell me you can't see the halo above my head. I was just telling him he's really not that big of a bastard in real life, but maybe I'm the exception.
The next time Matt comes over, ask him how the day he got home from the Hospital after having two Steel Rods put in his spine, and his Parents were crying that he'd never play Football again, how I started singing "Iron Man" by Black Sabbath and asked if he'd set off metal detectors lol.
Or the time I rooted his machine when he had that computer he told You about, and I was over at his house, and he was getting ready for bed because he had to be up for work at like 5:30 AM, so when we left, I turned his speakers up all the way while he hopped in bed, and then when I got home, I got root, loaded Alsamixer from my window, turned that up all the way too, then used links from a shell account as a web browser to get on my Web Server and download a Misfits song, then played it. (It was Helena 2, which starts out REALLY low, then BOOM it's loud, lol)... He said he almost did a flip out of bed to turn it off, and then like an hour later (That was 2:30 AM) he had turned off the speakers and went back to bed only to realize that when he went to the bathroom, I changed his alarm clock from 5:30 AM, to 3:30 AM. His Mom told him what time it was as he was in the shower thinking he was running late, and couldn't go back to sleep.
Good times lol.
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March 26th, 2010, 05:28 AM
#5
So by the sounds of things your the "Bitch" in the relationship Allen?
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March 26th, 2010, 05:42 AM
#6
Well, you know us Germans, Kinky as crap and all that.
Bück dich befehl ich dir
wende dein Antlitz ab von mir
dein Gesicht ist mir egal
bück dich
Ein Zweibeiner auf allen Vieren
ich führe ihn spazieren
im Passgang den Flur entlang
Jetzt kommt er rückwärts mir entgegen
Honig bleibt am Strumpfband kleben
Bück dich
das Gesicht interessiert mich nicht
Der Zweibeiner hat sich gebückt
in ein gutes Licht gerückt
zeig ich ihm was man machen kann
und ich fang zu weinen an
aus Angst weil es mir schlechter geht
versucht sich tiefer noch zu bücken
Tränen laufen hoch den Rücken
Bück dich
Bück dich befehl ich dir
wende dein Antlitz ab von mir
dein Gesicht ist mir egal
bück dich nocheinmal
Bück dich
And for those who don't speak German, or haven't yet learned that you can't translate a whole sentence because every word in German can change the meaning of an entire sentence:
Bend over, I command you
turn your visage away from me
I don't care about your face
bend over
A two-legged being on all fours
I take him for a walk
ambling along the corridor
Now he comes backwards towards me
Honey stays stuck on the garter
Bend over
your face doesn't interest me
The two-legged one has bent over
and moved into a good light
I show him what you can do
and I start to cry
because he's scared I'm feeling even worse
he tries to bend over even more
tears run up his back
Bend over
Bend over, I command you
turn your visage away from me
I don't care about your face
bend over once more
Bend over
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I edited that somewhat because otherwise it's not Family Friendly LOL!
In all seriousness though, I did take some lines from that song out so that it wouldn't be offensive. Well, more so.
But to answer the question, the time I pissed Her off right before my Birthday, She said "If you don't stop that I won't spank You ". I thought it was funny at least.
I think it was because I said "Cheese eating surrender monkey" and She's from Quebec. My idea of jokes isn't always someone else's idea of a joke. Like I needed to say that though lol, who here would ever say that sounds shocking coming from ME? Lol.
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March 26th, 2010, 05:50 AM
#7
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March 26th, 2010, 06:11 AM
#8
Originally Posted by HYBR|D
Yeah we've had that issue in the past Just comes down to words can sometime mean something else depending on the language and the translation result.
You would think after living around you for so long she would of grown immune to your witt & sense of humour.
But it's always good when you can **** stir some1 and 5 minute's latter it's all forgotten and never happened.
Lol that and the fact that Michigan has it's own dialect almost. We drink Pop and eat Brats. Saying soda here is a great way of showing if you're from here or not. And Brats are Bratwurst, being that Michigan is very much German in population. I should look for the Michigan jokes I had. They were funny.
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March 26th, 2010, 05:16 PM
#9
Originally Posted by gore
Lol that and the fact that Michigan has it's own dialect almost. We drink Pop and eat Brats. Saying soda here is a great way of showing if you're from here or not. And Brats are Bratwurst, being that Michigan is very much German in population. I should look for the Michigan jokes I had. They were funny.
One of nicknames I have for gore is sodapop. I think one of the weirdest things for me here, to this day, is how in Michigan if you go to the party store, you're going to buy beer or liquor, in Quebec, if you go to the party store, chances are you're going to come back with balloons and party hats. I found that out the hard way as we were shopping for our wedding, i think i had everyone confused as to where i wanted to go.
Gore has an interesting sense of humor, he's usually funny. Whenever I say something that somewhat offends him he usually blames it on it "being lost in translation". Even though, at this point, I can write english better than I can write french and scored higher on the compass test than a lot of people who have been speaking it their whole life.
You should see Gore drive though, it's funny sometimes, I mean I have to laugh because I don't know what else to do. He gets so angry at people on the road and has very strong hatred for mini-vans. Most of the time, we're really not in a rush, so it's kinda cute.
Out there in the darkness, they're coming after me, a thousand stalking zombies, they want my brains to feed.
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March 26th, 2010, 10:05 PM
#10
I think he just proved my point. I usually end up laughing because he gets so mad that it's cute. I'd say he does 90% of his daily bitching in the car. I lived in Montreal for 10 years and had to put up with the way people drive there, I'm not going to get all upset over someone going 5 under the speed limit, I know it could bey far worse than that.
Out there in the darkness, they're coming after me, a thousand stalking zombies, they want my brains to feed.
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