This is a general computing issue that isn't security related.

I have found a definitive site for 404 messages....

Really, I am posting this for gore, as it has the Michigan Dairy Farmer's 404 translation in it,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,unfortunately I doubt if gore will ever speak to me again when he knows that I have been messing with Vector Linux behind his back

I think that #3 is appropriate for Aaron (Spec)

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