October 24th, 2013, 11:53 PM
This one amused me :)
I just looked at my e-mail to check on delivery of some business cards and found this beauty:
Dear Customer ,
We are sorry to inform you that your account
has been suspended.
A high number of failed login attempts have been
recorded on your account.
As a security measure we had to temporarily
suspend your account.
To restore your online account we have attached a form
to this e-mail.
Please download the form and follow the instructions on your
We apologize for any inconvenience this may have caused.
© Copyright 2013 HSBC Bank PLC. All rights reserved.
I do not, and never have had, an account with HSBC or any of it's predecessors..................hang on though...........what about that $30 million I got for laundering that Nigerian's uncles account?
What really hacks me off is that they actually think I would use internet banking.................huh! if I did that I wouldn't get to ogle the wimmin and steal the free pens
Anyways there is a "real ale" pub between me and the bank................I have never found one of those on the internet!
This post probably belongs in Tech Humour on this site, but it is a real scam that I just received.
Good week-end folks
If you cannot do someone any good: don't do them any harm....
As long as you did this to one of these, the least of my little ones............you did it unto Me.
What profiteth a man if he gains the entire World at the expense of his immortal soul?
October 25th, 2013, 04:21 PM
Got one like it yesterday myself.
Chase was the bank listed. Never done business with them.
I see we agree on those points.
ogle the wimmin and steal the free pens
November 9th, 2013, 02:22 PM
You never know, it may very well be the Irene Adler's of the world who get people into wire fraud.