sry.. ok one line of joke was killed by 30 lines of serious.... so you mean that this thread is in the class of:

"When my computer has a virus should I get a Shot to prevent it spreading to me?"
'Is my computer Running under Windows?..NO.. near a Wall"
"When will Microsoft come up with a patch for these Viruses"
"My computer is fast it is 256Mb of RAMs" (only thing faster is 256Mega Bulls)
'I copied my old computer on to the descktop of this new one.. but it won't run"

some thing like that?

You know I often wondered what that warm feeling was when working on PC.. And i thought it was the view from my office over the retail floor of the shop and all the 18-19 yr old mums.... I wish I could have recorded some of the conversations these girls had near the computer retail display.. certainly give MB's stories a good challenge ..

I knew I should have had "ThreadKiller"for a nick..


Cheers