I wish that Port Scans are really illegal.....
My servers get scanned every now and then
when they break through my ISP's IDS system

Most law enforcement in my area is totally clueless
and every time they go after a Internet Bad Guy
it gets thrown out for one reason or another....

Usually they go after a Kiddie Porn Problem
and usually do pretty good on that.

But I will say they did nail that Buffalo Spammer
which is not that far from me.....