Another 5 that u missed

"Wasn't sleeping. Was trying to pick up contact lens without hands."

"Ah, the unique and unpredictable circadian rhythms of the workaholic!"

"Boy, that cold medicine I took last night just won't wear off!"

"This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people !"

"Actually doing a "Stress Level Elimination Exercise Plan" (SLEEP)
learned at the last mandatory seminar you made me attend."

But i loved the 1st point!