I think you may like this one.

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Two hunters were walking through a forest looking for the trophy buck. After a few hours, they began to realize that they are hopelessly lost.
The first hunter, Jim, turned to the second hunter, Bob.
"Bob, how are we going to get back to the truck?"
Jim replied, "Bob, try firing a shot in the air, maybe someone will come out here and find us."
Bob fired a shot into the air, and the hunters waited. After an hour, still no one responded to their distress call. Bob fired a second shot into the air, and they waited a little longer. Still no hope of being rescued.
"Bob, maybe you should fire one more shot in the air," said Jim.
Bob replied, "I can't do that."
"Why not?"
"Well Jim, I just ran out of arrows."

I know it's corny, but when I heard it, it about killed me.