Originally posted here by dstevens1958
I'm kidding with this, but just to prove a small point to our thread starter, if it was anything else other than a security related post, it would sound like...:

My friend & I recently moved into a new apartment complex. The company that owns it offers, among other services, security patrols. Since our old beater car was giving us way too many backfires, and the slowest version (12mph) of the engine speed is only two RPMs. We decided to buy a new 'always on' car, a faster car that could 'download' faster!

So far, it has been working fine. However, I noticed that when the apartment employees were helping us get set up they mentioned absolutely *nothing* about security. There was not a word about the added exposure and risk associated with "really fast" cars like race cars. I have a car alarm <<insert vendor name here>> running, but we all know that such car-based setups are not necessarily the best. I'm considering a hardware car alarm, but I don't know very much about how to find the best value.

Here's my request: since my apartment patrol provider seems to be both clueless & apathetic about the specs of my race cars engine, maybe someone with a bit more experience than me would care to build a fire under their tail. One of you theives out there should be able to run and hit a car or something for a simulated attack that would find some of the security problems that doubtless exist here. I could then pass the info along to the appropriate people and get some discussion going. If you work for a company that deals in Grand Theft Auto, this might be a way for you to drum up some business.

The company that owns this apartment complex has their web site at:

http://www.we-only-do-our-jobs.com

The snail address of the local apartment management:

Jim Bob
12345 Fake Street
Someplace snazy
This should be enough info to give any decent car theif a start.

If anyone out there wants to contact me privately, here's my email address:

[email protected]

Thanks.

<<insert someones name here>>

Yeah, ^^^ does that sound smart to you? Um, no. Go to the book store, and READ! (Hey, you don't even have to buy the books! You could get a 'shoplifter' to 'simulate' an attack, and maybe get it for free, and teach them bookstores a lesson for doing business!)

Yeah, um, no. Plz read the faqs next time....

Dave
for the best car safety:

Download AK_47 V 3.0

And then shoot anyone that walks near your car. While your at it, kill the guy that sold you it. All car dealers **** you in the ass anyway so he had it coming. then grab his money. After this you should have no problem with anyone trying to steal your car. If you do, **** em, AK pings can go threw police body firewalls and even the hardware "door" model.