he may have a spare windows pc laying around doing nothing that he wants to play with. we shouldn't assume that because he is a newb that he's retarded.

symantec has one called symantec decoy or something like that.

article
http://enterprisesecurity.symantec.c...eid=2371&EID=0

linkage
http://enterprisesecurity.symantec.c...ctID=157&EID=0