Pretty funny. Got a kick outta reading this with the whole holy thing going on all the way through I personally go to extra lengths to avoid being hacked/given a virus. I run two software firewalls and one hardware *can't be too safe specially since i've been hacked once :| * And of course I run Proxomitron which is a really nice tool to use to avoid pop ups/scroll over ads/ pretty much everything you want to avoid. And it's free *always a plus*. Have to search the web for it but it's out there waiting to be downloaded. Also Ip Hiders are a nice tool to use. Can't offer a link for one but again if there's a will *search engine* there's a way *the net* Thanx for the read and hope Ive offered a small amount of help as well.