Sounds great, but pretty soon the nude teen camp fad will reach Japan, and then, because no one wears name tags or book bags, they'll put chips in their brains, then the super mad robot engineers in Tokyo will create robots of the children, and will then program them to vote for Kerry, and then...

Really, this is a tad extreme. If you want to protect children, do it like in the old days. Teach them karate, so they can kick some molester ass.

I agree with CXGJarrod, who would you really trust with the knowledge of how long your child takes on the s***er!?! I wouldn't trust the government, I'm the guy who thinks the questions on the census are ridiculus.